Two Great Things

Texas

I arrived in Texas yesterday, and while driving from Dallas to Denton on the President George Bush Turnpike a radio host sang his satirical rendition of Eleanor Rigby: "Nancy Pelosi, acts like she knows what she's talking about- looks like a trout - Ahhhhhh, look at all those liberal people..."

#reallyhappened

I miss Keith so I avatared the situation

how i hate your redundant bromance comedy

is how i feel about How I Met Your Mother

That show has been on since 2005? Really? I only just tuned in this year via desperate airplane TV watching. How is it that Community has no fans but HIMYM does? Ughhhh People!

vote for our girl / our girls who vote

http://www.thecomedyawards.com/categories/viewers-choice/comedy-podcast/
and lets hear it for our girls who vote:

I'm a Phoebe/Ross, what are you?

Keith is a Rachel/Monica
My sister is a Joey/Rachel
My dad is Monica/Ross

I went to Florida with my family and we discovered that our personalities can be understood as a cocktail of two friend characters. and then, MAGICALLY, keith and I watched 3 episodes of F*R*I*E*N*D*S in our hotel room. and we drank a $20 bottle of room serviced champagne. and I was the happiest human alive.

i'm sorry

but there is nothing better than this.

I can't wait to have this little thing sit on my lap for all 6 hours of a flight to Florida tomorrow. It's going to be worst, best time I've ever had.