Sunday, April 29, 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce Jason Segel

in my favorite movie. my mind exploded upon this realization. and then it exploded again when i watched what he is doing to that watermelon. and then it exploded again because i've seen this movie at very least 50 times and i never watched what he was doing to the watermelon (how can this be?!) THAT is THREE brain EXPLOSIONS!

i hereby nominate this: the best first role of any actor ever.

Friday, April 20, 2012


I arrived in Texas yesterday, and while driving from Dallas to Denton on the President George Bush Turnpike a radio host sang his satirical rendition of Eleanor Rigby: "Nancy Pelosi, acts like she knows what she's talking about- looks like a trout - Ahhhhhh, look at all those liberal people..."