Monstrous Feminine, and other lip service

snack nest/screening room/finals week

eat. type. read. type. watch. type. eat. sip. read. watch. type. type. eat. eat. eat. sip. eat. watch. type.

(if you were wondering what i've been up to). i'll emerge from this on the 16th. SEE YOU THEEEEEN!!!

I became a woman 15 years ago today

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce Jason Segel

in my favorite movie. my mind exploded upon this realization. and then it exploded again when i watched what he is doing to that watermelon. and then it exploded again because i've seen this movie at very least 50 times and i never watched what he was doing to the watermelon (how can this be?!) THAT is THREE brain EXPLOSIONS!

i hereby nominate this: the best first role of any actor ever.

Two Great Things

Texas

I arrived in Texas yesterday, and while driving from Dallas to Denton on the President George Bush Turnpike a radio host sang his satirical rendition of Eleanor Rigby: "Nancy Pelosi, acts like she knows what she's talking about- looks like a trout - Ahhhhhh, look at all those liberal people..."

#reallyhappened

I miss Keith so I avatared the situation